Posts tagged: Hetalia
There weren’t many stars out so Ivan used his badass science skills to make some. uvu (click for larger image)
If you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that there’s about a 50000% chance that Francis Bonnefoy thinks you’re beautiful
Zieberich’s APH: Slap featuring fem!France and old!fem!England
In a train carriage were an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - “That French son of a ***** wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.” The fat lady thought - “This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.” The Frenchman thought - “That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.” The Englishman thought - “I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack that French prat again.”
We do need more of them!!
GIMME AND I’LL REPAY YOU WITH DOODLES :I <3333
Her infinite knowledge when it comes to useless facts.
Italy: Germany…I’ve resorted to selling myself for pasta.
Germany: Vhat?! You have plenty of money! I can give you some, why are you doing zis?
Italy: Because Germany
Italy: I can say
Italy: I’m a
Germany: K but seriously put on pants and come home
I remember this post from somewhere but I lost it!
All nations instantly know when another nation has set foot inside their borders.
My hand did not slip.
oh god but imagine America doing the in out in out thing where he hops back and forth on the border just to be a dick
STOP GIVING ME IDEAS